Get rich quick! Double your linden dollars! For a short time only!
OMG, the Skeleton circles my arms with its bony fingers and still won’t let me go. HELP!!!!!! I’m drinking strong rum to dull the pain and seeing double. Save me!!!!!!!!
Pff, the bottle is empty now. Let me go, ugly skeleton.
“First you must pay for the rum, the skeleton say”s. “Give the poor people 2L$ for 1 L$ so they can buy more in your store.”
Yes double!!!! Starting today you get 2 L$ for 1 L$ – wow what a deal – not in money, but as a gift vendor. I must be really drunk.
Simply decide what item you want from the fabulous Je t’aime collection – you can order the delivery later too. Why not buy all the giftcards you will need this year now and double your value? Smiles.
Remember – all money raised will go to the Relay for SecondLife to help the Cancer Society fight that dreadful disease.
And…you’ll free me from the clutches of this angry skeleton. HELP!!!!